Ear Cerumen, Away!

From the Canadian Medical Association Journal: A novel method for the removal of ear cerumen: "He was surprised to note that it was able to deliver a superbly pressured narrow stream of water equivalent to, or perhaps exceeding, the quality of that achieved with standard ear-syringing instruments. The owner of the Super Soaker Max-D 5000 was sought out; after hearing an explanation of its intended application, he granted permission for its use." [via MeFi]