O, woe, my wife loves this site more than she loves me!
Alack, alack, 'tis my fate, having past thwarted another lover with the black magic of firewall filters.
Proud, tho, canst I be, for she knoweth most of all mortals how goeth the lives and loves of the pretty people, Angelina and Brad, Tom and Katie, shining lights of humanity.
For me, Ask MeFi there will always be.